DJ Joey Coolstyles presents...
Brand Ball 2k17
As we enter the season of company holiday parties, DJ Joey Coolstyles and DJ E-Mood are focused more than ever on dancing up a sweat - and those sweat stains will be more visible as the night progresses. We're going from Brand to Too Drunk to Stand™.
For this event, we're going to be looking at several key KPI indicators:
- Number of people in a single conga line
- Number of times the phrase "Oh shit, this my jam!" uttered
- DAU's (Drinks Accidentally Upturned)
If we can improve these metrics by 500%, we're all going to Aruba.
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